Steph WestendorfinThe Belladonna ComedyAs A Multimillionaire CEO, I Think It’s Unrealistic For My Employees To Expect Lifeboats On My…It’s very disturbing to me.·3 min read·Jul 17, 2023--2--2
Steph WestendorfinThe Belladonna ComedyI’m A GOP Congressman Here To Tell You the Only Solution To School Shootings Is Homeschooling Your…What, like it’s hard?·3 min read·Mar 29, 2023--27--27
Steph WestendorfinThe HavenHow To Keep Your Shit Together Even When It Files For DivorceTill death doo-doo us part?·2 min read·Sep 23, 2022--1--1
Steph WestendorfinGreener Pastures MagazineThe New CW Lineup Now That We Know Our Average Viewer Is 58And it’s all very accurate·2 min read·Aug 20, 2022--2--2
Steph WestendorfinGreener Pastures MagazineTwinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, What Is Rent Like Where You Are?Let’s check Zillow…·2 min read·Aug 10, 2022--1--1
Steph WestendorfinGreener Pastures Magazine“Row, Row, Row Your Boat” Updated For Climate ChangeIt’s a Bop!·1 min read·Jul 13, 2022----
Steph WestendorfinSlackjawFive Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed Experience The American Healthcare SystemOuch.·2 min read·Mar 19, 2022--8--8
Steph Westendorfin2 Ho Ho Ho’sThe Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I…Love is dead. But, it was an accident.·2 min read·Feb 13, 2022----
Steph WestendorfinThe Belladonna ComedyIf The Woke Mob Makes the Green M&M Less Sexy, How Am I Supposed to Fuck my Wife?They stripped the salacious emerald candy of her boots, put her in sneakers, and made my dick go absolutely limp.·3 min read·Jan 28, 2022--5--5
Steph Westendorfin2 Ho Ho Ho’sI’m Rudolph And I Don’t Get Why You’re Obsessed With My Red Nose When I’m A Motherfucking Flying…Yea, I’m Rudolph the “Red-Nosed Reindeer.” Yea, my nose is shiny and you could even say it glows.·3 min read·Dec 21, 2021----