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Steph Westendorf

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As A Multimillionaire CEO, I Think It’s Unrealistic For My Employees To Expect Lifeboats On My…

It’s very disturbing to me.

Jul 17, 2023

As A Multimillionaire CEO, I Think It’s Unrealistic For My Employees To Expect Lifeboats On My…

Jul 17, 2023

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

I’m A GOP Congressman Here To Tell You the Only Solution To School Shootings Is Homeschooling Your…

What, like it’s hard?

Mar 29, 2023

I’m A GOP Congressman Here To Tell You the Only Solution To School Shootings Is Homeschooling Your…

Mar 29, 2023

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The Haven

How To Keep Your Shit Together Even When It Files For Divorce

Till death doo-doo us part?

Sep 23, 2022

How To Keep Your Shit Together Even When It Files For Divorce

Sep 23, 2022

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Greener Pastures Magazine

The New CW Lineup Now That We Know Our Average Viewer Is 58

And it’s all very accurate

Aug 20, 2022

The New CW Lineup Now That We Know Our Average Viewer Is 58

Aug 20, 2022

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Greener Pastures Magazine

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, What Is Rent Like Where You Are?

Let’s check Zillow…

Aug 10, 2022

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, What Is Rent Like Where You Are?

Aug 10, 2022

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Greener Pastures Magazine

“Row, Row, Row Your Boat” Updated For Climate Change

It’s a Bop!

Jul 13, 2022

“Row, Row, Row Your Boat” Updated For Climate Change

Jul 13, 2022

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Slackjaw

Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed Experience The American Healthcare System

Ouch.

Mar 19, 2022

Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed Experience The American Healthcare System

Mar 19, 2022

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I…

Love is dead. But, it was an accident.

Feb 13, 2022

The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I…

Feb 13, 2022

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The Belladonna Comedy

If The Woke Mob Makes the Green M&M Less Sexy, How Am I Supposed to Fuck my Wife?

They stripped the salacious emerald candy of her boots, put her in sneakers, and made my dick go absolutely limp.

Jan 28, 2022

If The Woke Mob Makes the Green M&M Less Sexy, How Am I Supposed to Fuck my Wife?

Jan 28, 2022

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

I’m Rudolph And I Don’t Get Why You’re Obsessed With My Red Nose When I’m A Motherfucking Flying…

Yea, I’m Rudolph the “Red-Nosed Reindeer.” Yea, my nose is shiny and you could even say it glows.

Dec 21, 2021

I’m Rudolph And I Don’t Get Why You’re Obsessed With My Red Nose When I’m A Motherfucking Flying…

Dec 21, 2021

Steph Westendorf

Steph Westendorf

Reductress, McSweeney’s, UCB’s LN with Jimmy Fallopian Tubes, Slackjaw. Screenwriter-Actor-Hyphen haver. https://stephaniewestendorf.wordpress.com/

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