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The Belladonna Comedy

As A Multimillionaire CEO, I Think It’s Unrealistic For My Employees To Expect Lifeboats On My…

It’s very disturbing to me.

3 min readJul 17, 2023

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As A Multimillionaire CEO, I Think It’s Unrealistic For My Employees To Expect Lifeboats On My…

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Steph Westendorf
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The Belladonna Comedy

I’m A GOP Congressman Here To Tell You the Only Solution To School Shootings Is Homeschooling Your…

What, like it’s hard?

3 min readMar 29, 2023

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I’m A GOP Congressman Here To Tell You the Only Solution To School Shootings Is Homeschooling Your…

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Steph Westendorf
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The Haven

How To Keep Your Shit Together Even When It Files For Divorce

Till death doo-doo us part?

2 min readSep 23, 2022

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How To Keep Your Shit Together Even When It Files For Divorce

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Steph Westendorf
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Greener Pastures Magazine

The New CW Lineup Now That We Know Our Average Viewer Is 58

And it’s all very accurate

2 min readAug 20, 2022

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The New CW Lineup Now That We Know Our Average Viewer Is 58

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Greener Pastures Magazine

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, What Is Rent Like Where You Are?

Let’s check Zillow…

2 min readAug 10, 2022

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Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, What Is Rent Like Where You Are?

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Steph Westendorf
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Greener Pastures Magazine

“Row, Row, Row Your Boat” Updated For Climate Change

It’s a Bop!

1 min readJul 13, 2022

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“Row, Row, Row Your Boat” Updated For Climate Change

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Steph Westendorf
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Slackjaw

Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed Experience The American Healthcare System

Ouch.

2 min readMar 19, 2022

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Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed Experience The American Healthcare System

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I…

Love is dead. But, it was an accident.

2 min readFeb 13, 2022

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The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I…

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Steph Westendorf
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The Belladonna Comedy

If The Woke Mob Makes the Green M&M Less Sexy, How Am I Supposed to Fuck my Wife?

They stripped the salacious emerald candy of her boots, put her in sneakers, and made my dick go absolutely limp.

3 min readJan 28, 2022

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If The Woke Mob Makes the Green M&M Less Sexy, How Am I Supposed to Fuck my Wife?

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

I’m Rudolph And I Don’t Get Why You’re Obsessed With My Red Nose When I’m A Motherfucking Flying…

Yea, I’m Rudolph the “Red-Nosed Reindeer.” Yea, my nose is shiny and you could even say it glows.

3 min readDec 21, 2021

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I’m Rudolph And I Don’t Get Why You’re Obsessed With My Red Nose When I’m A Motherfucking Flying…

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Steph Westendorf

Steph Westendorf

Reductress, McSweeney’s, UCB’s LN with Jimmy Fallopian Tubes, Slackjaw. Screenwriter-Actor-Hyphen haver. https://stephaniewestendorf.wordpress.com/

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