How To Engage In The GameStop Discourse When You Have No Clue What Happened

Steph Westendorf
2 min readJan 30, 2021
The fuck is a stock?
  • Sigh heavily and then say, with exhaustion, “Wall Street, am I right?”
  • Shake your head, as if you’ve just found out your best friend stole your boyfriend, yet again. Then, let out a gravely disappointed: “Wow.”
  • Take a gamble (pun intended???). Google “someone please explain the GameStop thing.” Pick the first…

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Steph Westendorf

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